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"I was thinking about going into politics... but I've got qualifications."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Hammer and Anvil.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Iron Man Competition"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

strong man bends an iron bar

Woman tangled up ironing

Pressing Problem

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

"Upper or lower body workout?"

Missing You#2

'I hate rainy days!'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"You hate ironing? Me too."

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'