Iron Beam Enthusiast Pillows

"I was thinking about going into politics... but I've got qualifications."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

Hammer and Anvil.

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Woman tangled up ironing

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Iron Man Competition"

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

strong man bends an iron bar

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Pressing Problem

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Missing You#2

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

"Upper or lower body workout?"

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'I hate rainy days!'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"You hate ironing? Me too."