Light Beam Lover Pillows

' A good idea '

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

You need a new reading light

"We've made a few changes."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Illuminating agricultural production

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Solar eclipse."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Planting Bulbs.

Man lighting ceiling candle

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.