Lightbeam Lover Pillows

' A good idea '

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Bonk!"

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"We've made a few changes."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I can't wait to put them on."

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

"Solar eclipse."

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'