Lightbeam Lover Pillows

This one is to keep away ships, but that one is to keep away solicitors.

' A good idea '

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Edison: The Early Years,

"Bonk!"

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"We've made a few changes."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"Solar eclipse."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.