Laser Vision Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'No cheating'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

'A Good Job of It!'