Laser Vision Enthusiasts Pillows

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

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'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Good . . . no read the next line."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Optometry

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

"I'm a freelance radiologist."