Light Beam Enthusiast Gifts

'The hardest part of exercising is waiting for someone to show up with my laser light.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Hospital Departments

Tedious Romantic.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Musical Eye Test

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Illuminating agricultural production

'Thank goodness you're here!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

Missing You#2

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Environmentalist!'

Man lighting ceiling candle

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops