Light Beam Enthusiast Mugs

'The hardest part of exercising is waiting for someone to show up with my laser light.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Tedious Romantic.

Hospital Departments

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Musical Eye Test

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Illuminating agricultural production

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Thank goodness you're here!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Missing You#2

Man lighting ceiling candle

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Environmentalist!'

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."