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'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"No - you put the cat out."

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

No, I'm not storing food in my cheek right now: I have a toothache...

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'That's the second gold tooth he's swallowed.'

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

A beaver with his false teeth in a glass.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'