Saber-tooth Tiger Enthusiast Gifts

"No - you put the cat out."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Tiger Costume

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Turtle Home

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

Tiger

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Sometimes for no reason, I just snap!' 'Relax, it's perfectly normal... you're a snapping turtle.'

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"