Sabre-tooth Style Enthusiast Gifts

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

The adoration of the gels.

Hair Crop Circle

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Deer Barber

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Man in a Tuxedo

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Judge getting hair done.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"He spoils them."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Dye now, pay later!

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

The Beard Movement

"No - you put the cat out."

"Take me to your tailor."