Sartorial Enthusiast Gifts

Still fits like a glove after all these years!

"You'll have to bear with me. I just went from seersucker to tweed."

Swell feeling so low that he does not even care how his trousers are made

"Aren't you stylish!"

"Take me to your tailor."

"All I ever thought about, Gus, was me, me, me. But that's all changed now."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Does my bank account look big in this?

'I need deeper pockets.'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Man in a Tuxedo

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"