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'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Dressing Rooms.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"You must be the new guy!"

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"Take me to your tailor."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Native Americans flirting.

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Does my bank account look big in this?

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.