Artful Attire Aficionado Gifts

Good Luck

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Dressing Rooms.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Billie Piper.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"You must be the new guy!"

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"Take me to your tailor."

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

'Got anything smaller?'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Native Americans flirting.

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'