Tiger Fan Gifts

Chinese New Year of the Tiger.

"Somebody help! There's a third party candidate in the tiger enclosure!"

"Fancy an Indian?"

Tiger Costume

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Revenge had come.

Dogs and Chickens

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Lion Costume

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Tiger

Sun Worshipers

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Why have you come over here?"

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

A Migrating Chicken

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."