Tiger Fanatic Prints

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

hard-boiled egg...

Pete Sampras

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Tiger Costume

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

Tiger

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

Sleeping Tiger