Tiger-mom Teamster Gifts

Watch out! Mom is doing her karaoke tiger-mom routine. I'm ready. Teddy! It's time to study harder,

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'The butler did it.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Soccer Moms

Silencing the baby

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

Baby Mums.

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

'I get no respect!'

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'I'm glad she's relaxed, but I'm pretty stressed out.'

Hot trends on the school run. . .

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

'I just invented the wheel, and he's already organizing a teamsters union.'

'Don't touch that -- I think it's some sort of art object.'

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy toys. We just had hair ties."

"Astonish me."

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'