Tiger Mom Gifts

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Jogging...

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"He wants a second opinion."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'The butler did it.'

Today's Mothers Day!

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Silencing the baby

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Work out buddies.

"Could you give me a moment> I just had nine puppies."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'