Chicken Mom Gifts

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Jogging...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"He wants a second opinion."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Step on it, Larry.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Chicken Road Crossing

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Stonehens

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'The butler did it.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."