Chicken Mom Gifts

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Jogging...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Bernice Mountain Dog

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

The Mother Of Damocles

Stonehens

'So, the egg WAS first.'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Chicken Road Crossing

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'The butler did it.'