Helicopter Mom Gifts

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

'What did she think was going to happen??'

Helicopter Mom

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

Preschool Room 2: No mothers allowed.

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."