Helicopter Mom Gifts

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

Helicopter Mom

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."