Helicopter Moms Gifts

The Mother Of Damocles

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

Helicopter Mom

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

"I miss helicopter parenting."

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

Preschool Room 2: No mothers allowed.