Helicopter Moms Prints

The Mother Of Damocles

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

Helicopter Mom

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

"My Mom hired bouncers."