Helicopter Parenting Enthusiast Prints

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'What did she think was going to happen??'

Helicopter Mom

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

Preschool Room 2: No mothers allowed.

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

The Abominable Snowmom