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"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

'What did she think was going to happen??'

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

Helicopter Mom

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

Al's helicopter school teaches with a tethered helicopter.

"My Mom hired bouncers."