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The Abominable Snowmom

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

The Mother Of Damocles

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

Air Taxi

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

Helicopter Rescues.

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

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"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

Helicopter Mom

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."