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Preschool Room 2: No mothers allowed.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

Mother has jumper with NO written in big letters on the back.

The Abominable Snowmom

"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."

Helicopter Parents Support Group: 'If everyone could just take a seat!'

"Listen, son. Don't worry if you don't win. I'll be absolutely fine coping with the huge feeling of disappointment."

'Why, yes, my mother is very proud of me! How did you know?'

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."

"Mum, I'm 38 - I can go on my own now."

Overprotection!

"My mom's hard to please. My weekly calls home are monitored for quality!"

"You weren't kidding when you said your mom and dad are helicopter parents. We're on the second floor."