Helicopter Mom Humor Gifts

Preschool Room 2: No mothers allowed.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

Mother has jumper with NO written in big letters on the back.

The Abominable Snowmom

"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."

Helicopter Parents Support Group: 'If everyone could just take a seat!'

"Listen, son. Don't worry if you don't win. I'll be absolutely fine coping with the huge feeling of disappointment."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

'Why, yes, my mother is very proud of me! How did you know?'

"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."

"Mum, I'm 38 - I can go on my own now."

Overprotection!

"My mom's hard to please. My weekly calls home are monitored for quality!"