Helicopter Parenting Humor Gifts

"You weren't kidding when you said your mom and dad are helicopter parents. We're on the second floor."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

"A teddy bear? You need better toys! Or the other kids won't like you!"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Use your inside scream."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

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"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'