Helicopter Parenting Humor Mugs

"You weren't kidding when you said your mom and dad are helicopter parents. We're on the second floor."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

"A teddy bear? You need better toys! Or the other kids won't like you!"

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Use your inside scream."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.