Helicopter Parenting Experts Gifts

Helicopter Parents Support Group: 'If everyone could just take a seat!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

The Mother Of Damocles

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'My own debit card would really be a great way to teach me the value of a dollar.'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'No need to make a judgement, King Solomon, we can run a DNA test.'

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'But darling, instinct only gets you so far in life: You need to go to school as well...'

'You've got to keep it straight. With Mom it's burping, with Dad it's running in the house.'

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."