Helicopter Parenting Experts Pillows

Helicopter Parents Support Group: 'If everyone could just take a seat!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

The Mother Of Damocles

'My own debit card would really be a great way to teach me the value of a dollar.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'No need to make a judgement, King Solomon, we can run a DNA test.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Kids, kids. Did you forget it was Mother's Day again?

'But darling, instinct only gets you so far in life: You need to go to school as well...'

'You've got to keep it straight. With Mom it's burping, with Dad it's running in the house.'