Helicopter Parents Pillows

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I miss helicopter parenting."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"

"My Mom hired bouncers."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

The Mother Of Damocles

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

Helicopter Mom

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'