Helicopter Parents Mugs

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I miss helicopter parenting."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"

"My Mom hired bouncers."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

Helicopter Mom

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."