Helicopter Parent Aware Mugs

Saint Anthony's School for Gifted Parents

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

Helicopter Mom

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."