Helicopter Parent Aware Mugs

Saint Anthony's School for Gifted Parents

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

The Mother Of Damocles

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'What did she think was going to happen??'

Helicopter Mom

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'