Helicopter Parent Aficionados Mugs

"Listen, son. Don't worry if you don't win. I'll be absolutely fine coping with the huge feeling of disappointment."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Police Helicopters Gone Wild

'What did she think was going to happen??'

Helicopter Mom

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."