Helicopter Parent Aficionados Pillows

"Listen, son. Don't worry if you don't win. I'll be absolutely fine coping with the huge feeling of disappointment."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

Helicopter Mom

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."