Helicopter Parent Enthusiast Pillows

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Why, yes, my mother is very proud of me! How did you know?'

"My mom's hard to please. My weekly calls home are monitored for quality!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

Helicopter Rescues.

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

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Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

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