Helicopter Parenting Prints

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

The Mother Of Damocles

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."

"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."

"I know your mom is kind of over-protective, but the surveillance drone is freaking me out."

Rodney, It's Your Mother Are You Wearing Sunscreen

'Honey it's time to let go and cut the cord. He's a man now! He's going to college for goodness sake!'

"Where can I find this Erin from marketing who's been giving my son such a hard time?"

"There you go, honey. Have fun."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Helicopter Mom

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

'What did she think was going to happen??'

"Thank God she was wearing a helmet."

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

"My Mom hired bouncers."