Dog Mom Gifts

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Work out buddies.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Tired of fetching?'

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

'Are you pulling my chain?'

Jogging...

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"He's a hypochondriac."

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Bones are good but I wanted cash."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You're aware that a dog isn't a substitute for having kids, aren't you?"

"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

"Could you give me a moment> I just had nine puppies."

"Fetch, Millennia. ... Or don’t fetch. Either way, you’re perfect!"

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"Just what I like: the tall and silent type"

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'