Dog Moms And Dads Gifts

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Dogs

'What's founder?'

Jogging...

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'