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What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

Jogging...

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'What's founder?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.