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"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"I'm concerned about his memory. He keeps asking, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' "

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'I feel ridiculous!'

'I thought I was your lap-top!'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Mmm. Lovely perfume - is it Kennel no. 5?'

'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

"Oh, you know - same old, same old,

Reason #23 why it's dangerous to let dogs hang their heads out windows: they may put expensive espresso's on your credit card.

The Clipping

'Where's the dog?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

"They seem friendly enough so far."

An old shoe in every bag!

"A new study reveals this is actually what you've been chasing."

'Don't get up, Phil, even if you want to.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'I rode Rover in so I wouldn't track up the floor.'

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"The next time you eat my homework eat it before I've actually done it."

'Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.'

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Dog with portraits of legs on his wall.

"If my teacher keeps piling on the homework I'm going to have to get another dog!"

'So, are we going for a walk or what?'

'Four across is 'Carpathian'...'

'I'm sorry but the vote was for impeachment.'

'Bad dog! Stop doing the crossword puzzles.'