Dog Parent Gifts

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"I'm concerned about his memory. He keeps asking, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' "

'I feel ridiculous!'

'I thought I was your lap-top!'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

'Mmm. Lovely perfume - is it Kennel no. 5?'

"They seem friendly enough so far."

The Clipping

"Oh, you know - same old, same old,

'Where's the dog?'

"I love my master, but if I have to watch him play one more video of dogs loving the family cat...I'm leaving home!"

Reason #23 why it's dangerous to let dogs hang their heads out windows: they may put expensive espresso's on your credit card.

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

'Every year about this time they put in an indoor bathroom.'

"He's a lot more active than I am."

"And they get mad because I carry a stick?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

The first mess.

"The more I read about these cats the less I care for them."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

'.. and what about dogs born on February 29th?'

'I'm sorry but the vote was for impeachment.'

'Moonwalkies.'

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

'Four across is 'Carpathian'...'

An old shoe in every bag!

'Bad dog! Stop doing the crossword puzzles.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"A new study reveals this is actually what you've been chasing."

"The next time you eat my homework eat it before I've actually done it."

"If my teacher keeps piling on the homework I'm going to have to get another dog!"

'Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.'