Dog Moms Gifts

Dogs get fur balls too.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Dogs

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Jogging...

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.