Dog Mum Gifts

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Dog walking Human.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Lamb Noise.

Suffering from Cooties?

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'