Dog Mum Gifts

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Dog walking Human.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Lamb Noise.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Suffering from Cooties?

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."