Poultry Parenting Enthusiast Gifts

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"She wishes to range free!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Tasty bird.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Egg!

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Liberty

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'