Poultry Parenting Enthusiast Gifts

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"She wishes to range free!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Tasty bird.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

Egg!

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Chicken

Fee Range Chickens

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Chicken Crime Scene.