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Free Range Christmas Poultry

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Superstock'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'Tasty bird.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."