Poultry Pet Lover Gifts

Just 4 Chopping Days Until Thanksgiving.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Tasty bird.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'So, the egg WAS first.'