Tiger Mom Supporter Gifts

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

Tiger Costume

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Grrrr....'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'The butler did it.'

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Silencing the baby

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

The Vitruvian mum.

"When I was young, I swore I wouldn't turn into my mother, but here I am, I'm now a real mama-bear too..."

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

'I'm glad she's relaxed, but I'm pretty stressed out.'

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy toys. We just had hair ties."

'Don't touch that -- I think it's some sort of art object.'

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

"Tiger takes home a record prize money payout at the Masters. Buxom blondes across the globe rejoice."

"Astonish me."