Tiger Mom Supporter Gifts

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Tiger Costume

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Grrrr....'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'The butler did it.'

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

Silencing the baby

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

The Vitruvian mum.

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

"When I was young, I swore I wouldn't turn into my mother, but here I am, I'm now a real mama-bear too..."

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

'I'm glad she's relaxed, but I'm pretty stressed out.'

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy toys. We just had hair ties."

'Don't touch that -- I think it's some sort of art object.'

"Astonish me."

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."