Pig Farmers Gifts

'What are you wearing?'

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Pig's Human Bank

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions