Pig Farmer Gifts

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'I'll have to do some tests, but I suspect you may have a sty in you eye.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

They were never seen again.

"Great idea. . . but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?"

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

'Who showed the pigs this obesity epidemic report?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"Let's not call it going to market, I think right sizing sounds better."

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

Prize winning pig and farmer

'Oh boy, smorgaslop!'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually work!'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Of course your father was good at bringing home the bacon. He was a pig farmer!

"The smell and filth I can cope with. It's the Jedward impressions I can't stand!"

'Hey, we have the same ringtone!'

'I just hope I don't end up a tin of ham.'

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"If you lot cannot learn to fly you will have to go into politics."

"I'll give it to you straight, Reginald, you're a boar!"

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

"Oh boy, let's hope it's a soy-sausage..."

'Don't you dare to enter here with those dirty feet.'

'What we could use is a 'lite' slop.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Messy Christmas, Dave."

"Of course I mean it - one day you will make amazing scratchings."

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